Blonde Mother's letter to her blonde daughter

"Hello, my dear daughter! If you receive this letter, so it reached you...

If not, then let me know and I'll write you again. I write slowly, because I know ,you're not very fast in reading. We have a good weather. Last week, the rain came only twice: in the early weeks, 3 days, and towards the end, for 4 days. By the way, about a coat that you wanted: Uncle Vasya said that if we forward it with these buttons, it will be too expensive by weight, so I cut them. Sew them back, I put them in it's right pocket.
Your dad found a new job. 500 people under him! He mows the grass at the cemetery. Your sister Nastya recently married, and waiting for the baby. We do not know what sex it is, so I can not tell you, will you be uncle or aunt. If it's a girl, she wants her name as me. A little strange decision to name her daughter "Mamma". From your brother Tolia recent incident happened: he shut his car and the keys left inside. He had to return home on foot (10 miles!) To take the second set of keys and let us out of the car. If you suddenly meet your cousin Lily, give her my regards. If you do not find her, then do not say anything to her. Your mom.

P.S. I wanted to send you some money, but I already sealed the envelope. "